excuse you
fuck the police
I’M TRYING MY HARDEST
ARREST ME, OFFICER, FOR I HAVE BEEN VERY BAD
(Source: orangejazlyn)
I met David online. He was an elf and I was an orc. We did everything together, even though I was in Salford and he was in Beijing.
Fought dragons.
Captured citadels.
Fell in love.
(via sexgiraffe)
CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE
#the struggle
(via sharkyrook)